Notes From The Carlyle – October
Finally, Bemelmans has a new bartender. He’s young, cute and still finding his bar legs so to speak. Picture a colt in a little red jacket mishandling a cocktail shaker. All I know is, the horse...
View ArticleHumor At Large
Doesn’t anybody laugh anymore? All I know is, without a sense of humor I’d be dead. This is about my gout piece. That’s all it was, an essay; a bit of harmless badinage between 3 badly behaved bozos....
View ArticleThe Postman Rings Late
What is going on with the mail? I feel as if we’d be doing better if they’d resurrect the Pony Express. For starters, my mail doesn’t come till sundown. The mailman, who looks like he stops off for a...
View ArticleSusannah’s Beauty Diary
I picked up Aprils Harpers Bizarre I mean Bazaar and was riveted by their piece entitled Beauty Diaries. I read every word the way you’re supposed to read the Bible, and at its conclusion felt...
View ArticleI Used To Be Funny
I consider myself, deep down, a humorist. Lately though my laugh gene seems to be at large. If you run into it, can you send it home? Tell it I’ll be good and try very hard to appreciate it more. This...
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